How?

Can anyone tell me how it can take two small, very young puppies SOOOOOOOOOOOOO long to find just the right spot to relieve themselves?

 Don't they care that I'm standing out there in my clogs without socks, freezing my tushy off?

What can possibly be more acceptable about a tiny little piece of real estate than say, that area right there, where they are standing? 

 Why must they smell every single inch of the place before deciding that 1. they need to start over, or 2. this last place will be just right?

Come ON, puppies of mine, it's COLD outside!